mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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