I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i dont even know how to be here
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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