I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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