He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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