Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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