The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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