this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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