is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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