found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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