i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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