glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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