but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm always down for nudity.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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