i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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