never play flip cup with pint glasses
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm having to shit out rocks
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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