I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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