Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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