return my video game
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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