K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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