He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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