You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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