just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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