Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
be right there i have to get my cape
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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