No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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