Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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