is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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