white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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