Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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