I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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