Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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