I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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