update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
My pussy is not your playground.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
COCAINE IS GR8
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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