do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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