Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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