I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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