Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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