how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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