I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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