You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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