Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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