aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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