Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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