Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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