He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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