ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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