So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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