help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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