I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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