i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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