Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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