and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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