im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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