9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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