I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
