i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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