I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Randomize
