There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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